blazing star

The single most Engrish game ever, beating out Zero Wing (which has only 2 Engrish parts: The intro and the ending). It's a side-scrolling shooter game like Zero Wing, only with way better graphics, many ships to choose from (can you saw "offensiv" and "diffensiv" ships?), and can be found on Neo-Geo machines. Phrases in the game include: - Get it more! - Collected all panels! (before getting all of them) - Collect all lucky panels! (after getting all of them) - Hey poor player! - Are you serious? - Watch out! The big one is closing in! - It's coming! Destroyed the space colony! - Avoid all? - Stage (something): The Guardian's Criff - Stage (something): The Crooked Embryo